'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
names are so weird they’re just a jumble of letters but still so many people have the same jumble of letters
can tumblr stop deconstructing e/thing purposelessly
i’m kinda drunk but pretty sure if i was sober your comment wouldn’t make sense
ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer
Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”
Note the ! above his head.
He didn’t expect Dave to do that.
It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*
hes like a fucking spartan trying to see if his child is worth enough to live i fucking love striders